Just a few things to think about!!!

I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned

I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice???

An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs.
You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."

If a Smurf is choking what color does he turn?

Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

Why do they call it a TV "set" when you only get one?

Do turkeys get sleepy from that thing in turkey that makes you sleepy?

Why not making hockey more interesting and use a white puck?

What if Batman gets bitten by a vampire?